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About Me
- Greg Horning
- Melbourne, Kentucky, United States
- I’m a squirrel-tamer: like a lion-tamer — only better. I’ve made it my goal in life to tame as many squirrels as possible. For those who might be interested in my services, I also train squirrels for various purposes: combat; labor; entertainment, etc.
Squirrel of the Week
The red squirrel. Unfortunately, I haven’t had the pleasure of working with one. (I hear they take more than they give.)
2 comments:
that's sick! how do they get it to do that?
Food. What else?
Anyway, that's nothing, dude. My late mentor, H. C. Blithe (blessings and peace be upon Him), made an obstacle course in which a squirrel had to do tricks in a half-pipe before moving on. Now THAT'S sick.
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