Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Letter to the Squirrel-Editor

I’ve only had this blog a few hours, and I’ve already received my first Letter to the Squirrel-Editor. To be fair, it’s from my buddy Gary, who begged me to put it on my blog. Here’s his question:
What’s the best way to kill squirrels?
You sick bastard. Have I taught you nothing? We’re no longer friends.


Gary said...

don't judge me! you know those bastards have been tearing up my attic!

Greg Horning said...

But, dude, you've got eight Eastern gray squirrels living in your attic. Have you ever considered the possibilities?

gary said...

grow up, greg

Greg Horning said...

Gary, listen to me: You've got EIGHT Eastern gray squirrels living in your attic. They each have the IQ of a mentally-retarded human. If you kill them, you're kissing a goldmine goodbye.

As usual, if you want my help, you know where to find me.

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