Twiggy the Water Skiing Squirrel.
For those who aren’t familiar with Twiggy the Water Skiing Squirrel, let me just say one thing: If you’re not happy with your life, you have to go see Twiggy. She’ll put it all into perspective. How? She’s a water skiing squirrel, for fuck sake!
Her tamers are Chuck and Lou Ann Best, and they’re friggin’ amazing. I mean, I’ve trained squirrels to box each other (to be fair, they’re born fighters) but this is totally different. Water skiing? That takes some real work.