What’s the best way to kill squirrels?You sick bastard. Have I taught you nothing? We’re no longer friends.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Letter to the Squirrel-Editor
I’ve only had this blog a few hours, and I’ve already received my first Letter to the Squirrel-Editor. To be fair, it’s from my buddy Gary, who begged me to put it on my blog. Here’s his question:
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don't judge me! you know those bastards have been tearing up my attic!
But, dude, you've got eight Eastern gray squirrels living in your attic. Have you ever considered the possibilities?
grow up, greg
Gary, listen to me: You've got EIGHT Eastern gray squirrels living in your attic. They each have the IQ of a mentally-retarded human. If you kill them, you're kissing a goldmine goodbye.
As usual, if you want my help, you know where to find me.
Today I read on this theme much.
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